Monday, March 29, 2010

Moniker Monday: PLAYA


This week's Monday Moniker is playa. Some examples: "Yikes playa! I haven't seen anybody go that crazy on a game of horseshoes since '86!" "I can see you came to party due to that liter of Malibu Rum in yo hand playa!" "Regardless of what you say playa, I'm still gonna be getting us two tickets to the Ace of Base reunion tour."

As with all of your Moniker Mondays, playa is best used to confuse your intended target. While your immediate assumption is that it will be the most effective in an urban environment, chances are you will get better results in the exact opposite setting. Correct execution of playa throughout this week could lead to you gaining some serious momentum towards a promotion at the office or staking your claim as man of the house.

Watch as Phil Dunphy demonstrates its correct use:



As always take it and run with it, what you do with it is yours. I know you're busy, hopefully not with this.

Judge Smails

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